Hey there! i'm Megan and i'd love to talk to all of you!

boypansies:

i have some weird kinks but at least i dont wanna fuck some animated ponies

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179121
Posted
58 minutes ago
rate-my-reptile:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

Weallacome to the RIBBONZ PARTY 9.7/10 (flapps Long Boddy in the breese)

rate-my-reptile:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

Weallacome to the RIBBONZ PARTY 9.7/10 (flapps Long Boddy in the breese)

(Source: pumpkinchemicals, via dovahkiing)

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4747
Posted
3 hours ago

Cosmos Sex Tip #760

cosmos-sex-tips:

Instead of moaning, moo. 

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70
Posted
6 hours ago
spentlike10mintz asked: 5


Answer:

Imy worst friend. Hummmmmm
Idk I don’t really have a bad friend. Michelle has been an ass sometimes but she’s not a bad friend

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Posted
6 hours ago

sometime in the future

old me:ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
grandchildren:grandma that never happened.
old me:it was a long war.
grandchildren:grandma please stop we've talked about this.
old me:the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
grandchildren:grandma
old Me:and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
grandchildren:gRANDMA PLEASE
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45154
Posted
6 hours ago
pyayaya:

nononononononononononononononononononononononon

pyayaya:

nononononononononononononononononononononononon

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9615
Posted
8 hours ago

Very General TMI Asks

Tell us something about:
1. Your romantic interests
2. Your past relationship
3. Your current relationship
4. Your best friend
5. Your worst friend
6. Your parents
7. Your siblings
8. Your pets
9. Your dreams
10. Your day dreams
11. Your sleeping patterns
12. Your eating habits
13. Your hobbies
14. Your hopes
15. Your fears
16. Your confidence
17. Your anxieties
18. Your greatest adventure
19. Your worst mistake
20. Your emotions
21. Your thoughts
22. Your physical ills
23. Your eyes
24. Your ears
25. Your taste
26. Your bad habits
27. Your good habits
28. Your music
29. Your writing
30. Your philosphies
31. Your sexuality
32. Your likes
33. Your dislikes
35. Your fetishes
36. Your turn-offs
37. Your first sexual experience
38. Your last sexual experience
39. Your fantasties
40. Your favourite games
41. Your favourite books
42. Your favourite play
43. Your personality
44. Your quirks
45. Your sameness
46. Your depression
47. Your happiness
48. Your role model/inspiration
49. Your flexibility
50. Your clothes
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69556
Posted
8 hours ago
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